tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18905359915865481092010-09-01T17:45:00.459-04:00odds and ends: a motley assortment of thingsBiblioDivahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15346410879625801516noreply@blogger.comBlogger335125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890535991586548109.post-4573018194127686372010-09-01T17:45:00.002-04:002010-09-01T17:45:00.533-04:00

Wrapped Around Your Finger, The Police, Every Breath You Take : The ClassicsIf Tonight is My Last, Laura Izibor, Let The Truth Be ToldMissing (Todd Terry Remix), Everything But the Girl, Amplified Heart Say It Isn't So, Daryl Hall & John Oates, Do What You Want, Be What You Are: The Music of Daryl Hall & John Oates

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One on One, Daryl Hall and John Oates,  Do What You Want, Be What You Are: The Music of Daryl Hall & John Oates Son of a Preacher Man, Dusty Springfield, Pulp Fiction Soundtrack Last Night of the World, Bruce Cockburn, Anything Anytime Anywhere (Singles 1979-2002)

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BiblioDiva: Do you want me to hold your ice cream cone? MKWF: No. I got it. BiblioDiva: Don't you trust me? *pause* MKWF: I can drive and eat a ice cream cone. BiblioDiva: Does anybody in this car believe he trusts me to hold his ice cream? *silence* MKWF: I have an announcement to make. I forgot to say this yesterday. BiblioDiva and MMTM look at each with deep concern over the solemnity in

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They Can't Take That Away From Me, Susannah McCorkle, Most Requested Songs Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough, Michael Jackson Greatest Hits HIStory Volume I Simpson's Theme, Martin Motnik, Bass Invader

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Say It Isn't So, Do What You Want, Be What You Are:The Music of Daryl Hall & John Oates I Can't Go For That, The Bird and The Bee, Interpreting the Masters, Vol. 1: A Tribute to Daryl Hall & John Oates Wrapped Around Your Finger, The Police, Every Breath You Take: Singles One on One, The Bird and The Bee, Interpreting the Masters, Vol. 1: A Tribute to Daryl Hall & John Oates

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MMTM: They moved to Nashville.BiblioDiva: Yes, I know.MMTM: How did you know that?BiblioDiva: I saw it on Facebook. *pause* MMTM: I'm still not getting on Facebook.BiblioDiva: That's fine. A lot of your friends are on there.MMTM: Just because other people are doing it doesn't mean I should too. BiblioDiva: *sigh*BiblioDiva: Then you need to accept that I will frequently know things about people

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According to WiiFit, MMTM has an almost perfect center of balance.MKWF is usually wrong about the location of my cat.If I tell MKWF about a home repair issue, he will almost immediately offer to look at the problem and offer a solution.MMTM loves Chipolte but is incapable of deciphering and ordering from the menu.It is helpful to have someone hold your purse while negotiating with a

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"What To The Slave Is The 4th Of July?"Frederick Douglas Independence Day Speech at Rochester, 1852 Mr. President, Friends and Fellow Citizens: He who could address this audience without a quailing sensation, has stronger nerves than I have. I do not remember ever to have appeared as a speaker before any assembly more shrinkingly, nor with greater distrust of my ability, than I do this day. A

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The Declaration of Independence IN CONGRESS, July 4, 1776. The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God

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We've been together for almost 15 years and it is difficult for me to let go of you. I know that over the past few years you have been trying quite hard to change, but I cannot wait any longer for you to be who I need you to be. Introducing a new friend to you is always a challenge. I'm never sure if you'll get along. Things seem to be going along smoothly, and then for no apparent reason you

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but Facebook, our relationship, isn't as healthy as it used to be. To those of you who plan on staying past May 31, please review the following. DO THIS FIRST...How To Put Facebook On A Privacy Lockdown Do each one of those outlined steps now.  Even if you don't mind sharing your information with everybody, please protect your friend's information. Disable what is shared about your friends.

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I normally do not go for flashy items, but after watching lots of Top Gear, I expected to be knocked out when I saw this car in real life. I saw it in the parking garage at work, and thought, Huh? Really? That's it. I expected, wanted to be overwhelmed by its beauty, style, and some other intangible item of design. I felt disappointed and bored by looking at it. And then a few days later, I

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Today I am thankful for a responsive and helpful Help Desk, colleagues who make me laugh with their crack pot schemes, and the Baby Ruth in the vending machine.* *The Baby Ruth is the last candy bar before the Twix start. If the Twix were next up, I would buy one. I will not buy a Baby Ruth just so I can have the Twix.

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BiblioDiva Flying monkeys. Sharks. Birds. Nature is not nice.November 22, 2009 at 6:18pmSaryBow Snakes on a Plane.November 22, 2009 at 7:13pmBiblioDiva Anaconda.November 22, 2009 at 10:33pm · SaryBow Swamp ThingNovember 23, 2009 at 9:54amBiblioDiva Night of the Lepus.November 23, 2009 at 3:02pm · SaryBow The FlyNovember 24, 2009 at 8:02amBiblioDiva The SwarmNovember 24, 2009 at 4:35pm · SaryBow

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I was at a Travel Stop in North Carolina, and a woman darted up to me and said, "Is this a dry county?"I didn't have a clue, and I replied, "I don't have the slightest idea."She looked me up and down, and dashed out of the store. She didn't even stop to ask the clerk at the counter.I looked it up. The answer is no. Kenly, NC is in Johnston County. Johnston County is not dry.I hope she found some

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Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the kind of conversation one should never have via text.BiblioDiva to MKWF and MMTM:In Wilson, NC. Please record tonight's episode of Top Gear. Find it on the screen program guide and press the record button on the remote.MKWF:Mom is at the Hospital. Go email.BiblioDiva to MKWF:Is she at the hospital or in the hospital? Phone and email not working.MKWF:Can you call

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For the past month or so I have been trying to sell my sofa and chair. I placed online ads in the usual places and here are some of the responses I received:Please mail me your home address so that I can begin the arrangement of making a check to you or the fastest i can is through your credit card i.e if you have one via wire transfer but if you don't have, there is no problem, just mail me your

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Nutter Butter Banana Pudding is a thing of beauty.The Nutter Butter Banana Pudding recipe could use some clarifying.I do not need more serving platters. I need to unpack the serving platters I currently own.I need to keep a careful eye on my growing love of vintage of jewelry, minks, and dresses. This could develop into a serious problem.Buying two pies because one is free means there will be one

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This was written for me by a high school friend. She is actually a medical doctor at a well known hospital. She did not actually submit this piece of fiction to anyone other than me.To say that I laughed heartily would be an understatement...Dear Sir or Madam:I am writing in response to your request for a clearance referral for BiblioDiva. I have known her for 24 years, during which time I have

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BiblioDiva: How is your husband feeling?Santobsky: Oh, he's sick, too.BiblioDiva: Did he catch your cold?Santobsky: Yes, I'm an incubus.BiblioDiva: ...Santobsky:....BiblioDiva:...Santobsky: Is that the right word?BiblioDiva: Only if you've been keeping a really big secret from me.Santobsky: Incubator. That's the word.BiblioDiva: Oh good. I would rather you be an incubator than an incubus.

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Have you participated in the Donor's Choose Social Media Challenge yet? There's still time. The challenge is over on October 31 at midnight.Is there one person in your past that you encouraged your curiousity or your love to read? Do you remember the thrill of making or seeing your first baking soda volcano? Are there Little People in your life that you take to the zoo or climb onto your lap

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Misery truly loves company. Misery loves company so much that it will suck the joy out of others.Even if your style is timeless, the same hair cut from twenty five years ago is not.MMTM is an excellent public speaker.FreeHarris is a good traveling companion.Every congregation has a creepy old man.MMTM knows when to give me more time to consider my thoughts before I speak.Taking the scenic route

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BiblioDiva: My nose hurts from the congestion.MMTM: I could punch you in the nose.BiblioDiva: ....MMTM: If I punch you in the nose, it will give you something else to think about.BiblioDiva: But my nose will hurt even more!MMTM: But you won't be thinking about that. You'll be thinking, I can't believe my mother just punched me in the nose.BiblioDiva: ....MMTM: Right?BiblioDiva: Right. But don't

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"Bunting's 11 (and 1/3)"What? You haven't already donated? The giving started at Midnight. Get to it, people!

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would like to know if anybody has a sharp stake she can drive through her temple. That would be better than this headache.'s parents really are fabulous people.'s parents have been located.is wondering about her parents' location.cannot help but chuckle when she spends time with college friends...particularly ones who've gone with her to South of the Border."Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows

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