According to WiiFit, MMTM has an almost perfect center of balance.
MKWF is usually wrong about the location of my cat.
If I tell MKWF about a home repair issue, he will almost immediately offer to look at the problem and offer a solution.
MMTM loves Chipolte but is incapable of deciphering and ordering from the menu.
It is helpful to have someone hold your purse while negotiating with a salesperson.
Despite what Google Maps may say, the rush hour drive from Tyson's Corner to BWI takes 150 minutes, not 90.
The Anne Arundel Mills Mall contains several outlet stores, but no Chik-Fil-A.
If I cancel an event, then reschedule it for the same day and time, and send out information about it using two different social media tools, a comedy of errors will result.
Best Buy no longer has a "Musical" section for DVDs.
MMTM wants to know what happened to Lance. "He used to look good."
It is possible to make a lovely tasting Blueberry Pound Cake without vanilla extract.
When one of The Little People tells you "go home" they really mean it.
MKWF and MMTM are still two of my favorite people in the whole world.
It is possible to make a lovely tasting Blueberry Pound Cake without vanilla extract.
When one of The Little People tells you "go home" they really mean it.
MKWF and MMTM are still two of my favorite people in the whole world.
1 comments:
That's hilarious! I will say that Google Maps is just about spot on with an estimate of 155 minutes from my house to BWI, though I've never tempted fate by trying to get there in rush hour. Just an ice storm that resulted in major damage to the church van - but not to me.
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