According to WiiFit, MMTM has an almost perfect center of balance.
MKWF is usually wrong about the location of my cat.
If I tell MKWF about a home repair issue, he will almost immediately offer to look at the problem and offer a solution.
MMTM loves Chipolte but is incapable of deciphering and ordering from the menu.
It is helpful to have someone hold your purse while negotiating with a salesperson.
Despite what Google Maps may say, the rush hour drive from Tyson's Corner to BWI takes 150 minutes, not 90.
The Anne Arundel Mills Mall contains several outlet stores, but no Chik-Fil-A.
If I cancel an event, then reschedule it for the same day and time, and send out information about it using two different social media tools, a comedy of errors will result.
Best Buy no longer has a "Musical" section for DVDs.
MMTM wants to know what happened to Lance. "He used to look good."
It is possible to make a lovely tasting Blueberry Pound Cake without vanilla extract.
When one of The Little People tells you "go home" they really mean it.
MKWF and MMTM are still two of my favorite people in the whole world.
It is possible to make a lovely tasting Blueberry Pound Cake without vanilla extract.
When one of The Little People tells you "go home" they really mean it.
MKWF and MMTM are still two of my favorite people in the whole world.
10 comments:
That's hilarious! I will say that Google Maps is just about spot on with an estimate of 155 minutes from my house to BWI, though I've never tempted fate by trying to get there in rush hour. Just an ice storm that resulted in major damage to the church van - but not to me.
知識可以傳授，智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
一個人的際遇在第一次總是最深刻的，有時候甚至會讓人的心變成永遠的絕緣。............................................................
快樂不需要理由-及時行樂............................................................
人不能像動物一樣活著，而應該追求知識和美德............................................................
鞋匠能作好鞋子，因為他只做鞋，不做別的。..................................................
死亡是悲哀的，但活得不快樂更悲哀。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
要繼續發好文喔^^加油!..................................................................
獲益不少,謝謝分享!............................................................
寂寞又無聊 看到你的BLOG 加油喔!!..................................................
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