BiblioDiva: How is your husband feeling?
Santobsky: Oh, he's sick, too.
BiblioDiva: Did he catch your cold?
Santobsky: Yes, I'm an incubus.
BiblioDiva: ...
Santobsky:....
BiblioDiva:...
Santobsky: Is that the right word?
BiblioDiva: Only if you've been keeping a really big secret from me.
Santobsky: Incubator. That's the word.
BiblioDiva: Oh good. I would rather you be an incubator than an incubus.
BiblioDiva: I put a bowl of fruit on my desk so that I would remember to eat better and somebody ate one of the apples.
MKWF: Maybe they were hungry.
BiblioDiva: But they took it after I left the office for the day. I would have shared if they asked. That seems kinda' sneaky.
MKWF: You could replace with the apples with some fake holiday fruit and nuts. Just remember to eat the real fruit and not the fake ones.
BiblioDiva: ummm...thanks, Daddy.
BiblioDiva: If I bought a compact SUV, would you still be my friend?
Petty Bureaucrat: yes, of course i would. assuming of course that you're moving to the Congo where you would need such a thing.
BiblioDiva: mmmm....and if I weren't moving to the Congo and the compact SUV was made in Continental Europe?
Petty Bureaucrat: this would puzzle me but i WOULD still be your friend
...
Petty Bureaucrat: Hold on...are you pregnant?
BiblioDiva: I want you to know that I burst into tears with laughter. How in the world did you make that leap!
...
BiblioDiva: And no. I'm not.
1 comments:
Very interesting conversations indeed b-diva.
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